Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone, and I’ll be like ‘Yeah, I’ve been really lonely lately’ and they’ll be like ‘Well we should hang out!’ and I’m like ‘No, that’s not what I meant. That’s not what I meant at all.’

—John Mulaney  (via fabulousbitch69)

(Source: jonahryantology)

Life, unfortunately, doesn’t seem to care what we want.

—― Richelle Mead (via psych-quotes)

creative-curious-potter:

buckyybae:

i did not realize i was following this many europeans: an autobiography by every american on tumblr today

I thought you were all american: the european version

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

Here is the simple truth about people: Love the ones you want to keep.

iwrotethisforyou (via splitterherzen)

It’s probably my job to tell you life isn’t fair, but I figure you already know that. So instead, I’ll tell you that hope is precious, and you’re right not to give up.

—C.J. Redwine, Defiance (via observando)

lovablechaos:

haveahiddles:

nottheleastbrave:

BUT THE ACTING HERE. BECAUSE HE’S DIGORY. AND HE BUILT THAT WARDROBE. WITH THE WOOD FROM THE TREE HE PLANTED. AND SO HE KNOWS IT’S NARNIA. HE’S WAITED HIS WHOLE LIFE, AND HE’S PROBABLY GIVEN UP AND SHOVED THAT HOPE AWAY IN THE BACK OF HIS MIND AND SUDDENLY THESE FOUR CHILDREN SHOW UP AND THEY FIND IT. 

Fun fact: CS Lewis based the professor on JRR Tolkien. Tolkien in turn based Treebeard on CS Lewis.

that is a very fun fact yes 

(Source: darvll)

Isn’t that what love is- fighting like hell to make sure we still exist?

—Fortesa Latifi (via madgirlf)

(Source: haemus)

People don’t just let you change identities, not unless there’s something in it for them.

—Amy Reed, Beautiful (via a-thousand-words)

I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life.

—Jeff Buckley (via rediscoveringwonder)

(Source: jeffs-buckley)

thedarkbunny:

copperbadge:

I went out for breakfast this morning and between ordering my meal and now, I have forgotten what I ordered.

I’m kind of excited to see what they bring me now.

Tagged: I have a master’s degreeand I run the budget for four departments at my officeI am an adultan adult with a surprise breakfast coming.

  • me: this song makes me feel sad
  • me: listens to it continually for 8 weeks